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howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

freebird velcro wallet

freebird velcro wallet

$ 15.00


vintage 80's look without being actual vintage! (meaning nobody died with this wallet on them, and it doesn't smell)
  • 70s/80's style velcro wallet
  • comes with your OWN GIRLFRIEND PICTURE AND MESSAGE FROM HER!
  • we do not recommend eating any of our products. in any quantity.
  • 100% printed nylon
  • card slots and clear id window
  • comes with a little mustache sticker for your id
  • made in the far away off land of china
  • California prop 65 compliant, but still, don't eat it.