howdy!  welcome to toddland.  how long will you be staying?  hopefully forever.  wait, that was creepy. let's try this again. 

toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads, but now exists on the internet machine and in real life.  we just wanted to make things that we wanted, and wanted our friends to have. so why clothes?  well for starters, it's not rocket science. (the toddland rocket science program did not go as well as we had hoped it would)

we believe if you are going to take the time to make something, make it as rad as possible.  everything we make has to be either innocent or awkward.  over the past 7yrs we've become know for our "greatest pants in the universe", our cheeseburger wallet,  our underpants, and our "I just want to ride bikes with you" tee.  we make things that are special to us and special to the people acquire them.  and yes, we were the ones that made the world's largest gummy bear and our own brand of maple syrup.  there are no adults here (we don't count) to tell us something is a bad idea, and the rule is if we like it, we think its funny, or its ridiculous (see worlds largest Faux Paws, ginormous bear gloves) we do it.  and yeah, we are also the ones that make pajamas for cats.

thanks for taking the time to read this instead of spending time with your family, or loved ones, or 1/2 gallon of ice cream that was on sale at target.  we appreciate it. and love you.  wait, that was probably creepy again.  sorry. (no we're not)  #stayrad