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basekamp / toddland

howdy! and welcome to toddland. how long will you be staying? hopefully forever. wait, that was creepy. let's try this again... toddland is our own little world that formerly only existed in our heads (along with our imaginary supermodel girlfriends and that little voice that tells us to burn things). we are just a few friends making things that we think are rad and hope that you think are rad too. (if you don't, please don't tell us, we already have enough self esteem issues) it's clothes not rocket science. we tried rocketry, in a few words, it did not end well. anyways, we believe if you are going to make something, make it as rad as possible. so here we are. #stayrad #makeradstuff #weownthosetrademarks #lawyersarefun #theymadeussaythat

Gnome on the Range ADULT face mask

Gnome on the Range ADULT face mask

$ 10.00


we're not sure what cures covid-19, but we know what might help scare it away!  bears. with wings. shooting lazers. why lazers? the bears were having a hard time holding the bow and arrows. they'll maul you, but only because they're jealous of your opposable thumbs.

FACE MASK PRODUCT SPECS:

• Our custom designed two-layer face masks are built with a sublimated, tightly woven polyester outer shell fabric
and a soft, breathable performance knit mesh inner lining. The inner lining includes a slit pocket where you can add your own filter if you wish (sold separately).

• Adult size face masks are OSFM (One Size Fits Most). Kid size face masks fit ages approximately 3*-12 years old.

• Elastic straps fit securely around the ears for a snug fit over the nose and mouth.

• Machine wash and lay flat to dry between uses.

* Do not put a face covering on kids under 2 years of age, or anyone who has difficulty breathing or might be unable to remove the face covering themselves. These are not direct substitutes for N95, surgical, or procedural masks and are not FDA approved.

shipping? yeah, we do that.  basically after you enter your information at checkout you can pick shipping rates.  they are generated directly through ups and usps and automated in our system.  so if they looks expensive, blame Obama. (somebody told us that, we didn't know he even worked at the post office, HOW DOES HE FIND THE TIME!!?  but somebody told us to do that, so... cannonball).  anyway, you are the "choose your own adventure" decider of your shipping rates, and we don't make any money off that, so don't get mad at us when you choose the "$485 hand delivered by virgin handmaidens riding razor scooters down the alps" option.  hey, you picked it. we would have just went with regular old first class mail option.  If you email us, for $1,000 todd will probably personally deliver, let you stroke his beard, and cook you waffles.  He has free time.

But really, for USA shipping, it's $5.00 for orders $0-$50, $10 shipping for orders $50-$100, and free shipping for orders over $100.  CANADA shipping is a flat rate $22 usually (*yes, it's outrageous, that is the rate we pay with our volume discount).  INTERNATIONAL shipping is usually a default $25.  If you are international and getting something small like a pin or a sticker, shoot us an email and we'll refund the difference since it won't cost that much to get your order to you.