toddland doctorologists do not recommend these gloves for skiiing, hiking, driving, texting, catcalling, or pretty much doing anything in. what they lack in functionality, they make up in beary (it's a word now) awesomeness. they also warn us that smothering yourself in honey and wearing these out into the woods is probably a bad idea as well (or smothering yourself in honey and going anywhere really). we think what they are trying to say is go ahead and buy these at your own risk, and figure out what to do with them. you're rad enough to be different. you're rad enough to be different. you can totally trust us, we're a giant mega corporation. -stay rad
this item was tested on real fake bears. they looked great in them.
- it is two gloves per pack. so one for each hand.
- put 'em on. it'll be funny. we promise.
- the original & kinda world famous...
- 100% faux fur (that's spanish for: we got it off fake bears, ole!)
- for ages 25 and up! (for no apparent reason!)
- made in china
marked down from $7,000,000! that's a 99.9996% discount! you can't afford not to buy!
